Bloge

77,327 notes

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.
Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

(via ernesthemingway)

44,690 notes

lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

image

I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

(via hartznets)

11,688 notes

venusaurphobia:

venusaurphobia:

phonetap:

the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

maybe a dijon mustard spread

I wish this was on YouTube so I could share it across every social media platform

(Source: ellengriswold, via somethingexceedinglyclever)

8,754 notes

akoolguy:

hardcockforhitchcock:

raving-mad-hatter:

ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.

you’re good but be better

(via thefartsinourstars)